In New York City there is a fine line between law and chaos!!
On that line live Danson and Highsmith.
Tell me again Why I decided to get on this roof?
I think you can chop that up to Bad Life choices. ahahahahaha
Get rid of that asshole. -- I hate it when you say "oh oh"
dude, you put a dent in my hood.
Come on.
Thats trouble.
Did someone call 9-1-Holy-Shit?
Thats it i am Sick of all this Running.
Choke on these bitches. -- Hang on!!.
You have the right to remain silent ...
but I wanna hear you scream.
Get Down On the ground!!
Detectives Detectives!
One At a time.
Yeah Detectives Rick Rayston, New York Observer ... online.
These suspects were caught with only a Quarter pound of marijuana.
A misdemeanor in some States. Do you think this arrest was worth Twelve million in property damages??
Why Dont we let New York City answer that question?
The Greatest city on earth yeah!!
hi, Sarah Campon From TMZ Prince Edition.
ah Danson are the rumors about You and Kim Kardasian True?
No comment.
But, yes!! *Crowd Goes ohhhhh*
Danson and Highsmith, Free hotdogs \m/
No drinks , No drinks I cant do it...cant do it.
Danson and Highsmith shoot,drive and Sex the Star!
They are rock stars! Then you got your jokers ...
the BallBusters, and the other guys.
"We know ,We know"
Allright allright allright, listen up...
We havin a celebration tonight at "Butter"
Brody Jenner is gonna be there, Bai Ling Jenni Farley Short Dallas Bitch of Jersey Shore *yeah*
And most of you are on the list. -- You're the best.
I am gonna say something right now, Its about a man who came from Austria ...
with a dream -- Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Let me finish!
He Became a champion and then a movie star --Arnold Schwarze...
God Dammit, let me fini- They Ruined the story!
The Point is that we couldnt do our Job ...
if it werent for u guys doing all the paperwork,answering the phone and all that stupid shit we dont like to do.
All the Gun fights ,car chase and the sex that we dont wanna have but we have to ...
all due to what u guys do. Thank You.
And we Do it again & again -- hey hey hey you Shut ur face!
If we wanna hear you talk , I will shove my arm up your ass and work your mouth like a puppet.
you hear me? you hear me?
Peace out, Bitches!! *bitches appreciate - ohhhh*
hey fellas. allright bring it in.
Come on. bring it a little bit.
allright right there hold it, just back up....right there.
allright just One lil ...just a... there you go,right there.
This is their paperwork and you know they are gonna do it, thats right.
This paperwork is like Bob's wife. stinks, ugly ...
got Danson's Fingerprints all over it. No offense Bob *nah It's allright*
anyway, Now Who wants it? -- I do.
allright Paper Bitching Yankee Clipper on the case!! --Nice Work...Thanks, Allen.
Thank you, Captain. -- I'll do it , I'll do it.
Stop Humming that song. -- I can humm if I want to.
I know you can,I asking you to stop.
well if your asking then I'll Stop. -- Thank you.
Could You not Smile like that?
Now your asking me to Mask my Emotions because of how it makes you feel..
that I'll not do.
Seriously, *yells* STOP HUMMING!!!
Okay? This isnt accounting or wherever the hell you and your pocket calculator were transferred from.
Forensic accounting okay? It is an important part of the job.
Yeah whatever, stop being overtly happy over doing shit work, You moron!!
hey Guys, Reminder: "Police Union picnic Coming up This weekend"
My wife making her famous Double eggs again.
My waistline is furious. -- *annoyed* Its a bad time, Bob!
I'm going to get a slice.
You know what I just did? I just walked out that door ...
saw a couple of detectives, who were about to start badmouthing you behind your back...
but I stopped myself because my Pops(Dad) taught me that a man who talks behind somebodys back is a coward.
well I actually appreciate that. -- Good,because I am gonna tell it directly to your face...
No You Dont have to.. -- No I Dont Like You.
I think you are a fake cop. The sound of your piss in the urinal ...
its sounds feminine(girly). If we were in the wild...
I would attack you, even if You werent in my food chain.I would go out of my way to attack you!
If I were a lion, and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you!
And then I bang your tuna girlfriend.
Okay ,First of: A lion swimming in the ocean? Lions Dont like water.
If you placed near a River or some sort of fresh Water Source
that makes sense. But you find yourself in the Ocean.. 20 foot wave,Swimming is off the coast of South Africa
Coming up against a Full grown 800 pound tuna, with his 20 or 30 friends?
You lose that battle. You lose that Nine times out of ten.
And Guess what You wandered into our school of tuna, and we now have a taste of lion , we have talked to ourselves.
We communicated and said: "You know what Lion tastes good".
Let's go get some more Lion!
We developed a system to establish and aggressively hunt you and your family.
And we will corner your pride and your children. -- How are you gonna do that?
we will construct a series of Breathing aparatus, with kelt.
We will be able to trap certain amount of Oxygen. Its not gonna be days at a time.
But an hour?,a hour&45....no problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where u live.
GO Back to the sea, Get more oxygen and stalk you.
You just lost in your own game, Your outgunned and Outmanned!!
Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go?
Nope.
Two minutes before the markets Open Pamela Boardman,CEO of Lendl global ringing the opening bell.
With Boardman is investmen Banker, David Ershon who manages 40% of Lendl's 70 billion dollar Equity Pool.
How much did we lose?
You may Ring the bell now, Ms. Boardman. -- 32.
Million? -- No, Billion.
Chinatown, three triad Gang members. I popped two of them off the draw *bang Bang*
Then i raise up to take the leader out... -- Oh Shit , I feel like I'm there Now.
I hear a whistle. My partner is on the roof.
He says: "Lets Even the odds"!!
He Tosses me down a mossberg pump(shotgun) I send one through his chest.
Game Over, Bitches.
Jimmy, lets talk about how that Story made you feel?
Like a Viagra pill with a face.
I know it's very tempting. You wanna impress your friends...
but this is serious stuff we are dealing with,okay? This is firing your weapon in the line of duty.
Officer Hoitz?
*comon* Here we go. -- Would you like to share?
No I Rather not. -- Officer Hoitz You have been coming here for six months now.
And you havent said a Word. Its Safe environment, no judgement here.
Dousche bag. -- That's judgment , Jimmy.
Comon. -- I relive it every night.
The Bronx, October. Game Semi World Series.
high pressure,Unruly Crowd , in the tunnel.
Then I saw a shadowy figure in the tunnel. I told him to stop.
woah woah woah This is a restricted area. -finally I pulled my gun.
when he saw the weapon he started running. - Dont make me shoot really, i'll do it!
Are you deaf?
Dick, I'm Derek Jeter. You shot me!!
you cost me 20 grand on that game. -Douchebag
That cost city a championship. I was being groomed for a top position in homicide.
now I'm stuck with a desk junkie and everybody calls me the Yankeeclipper.
because You shot derek jeter!! -- He's a biracial angel.
You Should Shot Abraha
Yo Paper Bitch, wassup man? -- hey guys.
Paper bitch....Paper bitch I dont like that actually.I know you guys think its fun but i dont like that at all.
so we'r gonna a....Danson and highsmith paperwork? -- No, actually ...
What is this? -- Illegal permitting for construction.
specifically scaffolding. -- Some of the guys were talking ...
how come they never find you up in the office before? -- Good point.
I'm Sorry i dont follow? -- You never fired your weapon in the office.
We all have you know, its called a test pop. -- I know you dont respect me as a Police officer ...
I'm not stupid enough to discharge my firearm in the office.
Listen to me, I'll try and make it real clear "We honour the flag" And you crap on it when you dont shoot your gun in the office.
Jimmy,When was the last time we had a test pop? -- September '08.
Be a man. Do it.
Please do it. -- Just pop it.
Here we go.
He did it. -- Shots fired.
hey terry i did it , i did my first test pop.
It's a real thing right? -- A test pop?
Yeah. --No its not real They were so convincing in their argument.
They deceived me.
allright you gonna have to ahnd over your gun. -- Yes, sir.
Captain you really wanna disarm this guy , take out the batteries and then the calculator.
allright i am gonna give you this, this is dummy gun they use for ceremonies.
You get this back when i feel You know how to handle it.
Listen guys I'm working two jobs: I'm working Here and i got another job at Bed Bath & Beyond.
I'm doing that just to put a kid through NYU so he can Explore his bisexuality ...
to become a DJ. the last thing I need is a ballister report in the Unit.
I'm just gonna ask you guys , please comon really. just think about it,just be smart.
211 in progress. They are Using a wrecking ball to clean out castian jewelry.
allright, We got it. -- Good luck guys,have a good one!
Allen,lets go!! -No i got Work to do. What? This is work.
hey unit,Danson and Highsmith are rolling heavy.
Creampuffs,You sit tight. -- You gotta be shitting me!!
You cant keep me Cooped up in here Okay?
I am a peacock,you gotta let me fly.
Did he just, he just called himself a peacock?
lets go.
Come on, fellas. Wednesday night is taco night.
ohh , second one this week.
hey you monkeys! Stop.
Lets go.
Hands up.
Thats Special Forces Zipline. -- Cut that line. 175
These guys are pros.
You Thinking what I am thinking, partner? -- Aim for the bushes.
Cops Argue to this day Why Danson and Highsmith jumped.
Maybe it was just pride Having Survived Some brushes with death.
Maybe their egos pushed them off. I dont Know.
But that Shit was Crazy. Either way ...
there was whole New "NewYork City" that need to be filled.
Two days ago the city Wept we lost two heroes who gave everything for us...
who paid their ultimate sacrifice so that we may walk these streets safely.
There was not even a ..... -- No, i know.
They jumped 20 storeys. -- Doesn make sense, Does it?
I only Hope That God lets them take their .357s to heaven...
This is our moment now. i am gonna step up and be the guy.
We are at a funeral... Show some respect.
What? you Dont think every other detective here is thinking the same thing?
al listen to me, Danson and Highsmith are gone. they are Diserecting.
Someone has to fill those seats. that someone is "US",Okay?
The city is dying for a hero. -- Is it? yeah!
What about nine million socially conscious and Unified Citizens Stepping up and doing their Part?
As a little Kid , didnt You dress up like Cops and robbers?
I will tell you what i did as a little kid, I went to school and made my bed ...
and at age of eleven, i audited my parents.
Believe me there were Some Discrepencies, and I was grounded.
What the hell are you? -- Well, well, well.
Look what we got here. look at these two Monkeys.
One shot Jeter and the other shot in the office.
Have some Decorum we are at a funeral.
you Want to dance, huh?
I'm will rock your body with some big nasty hooks so you bleed out of your ass.
Thats Horrible. -- why dont you Step back man.
You Touch him ,I swear to god i'm gonna beat the shit out of you with Allen's head.
He is not gonna do that, but that's a weird example.
So You wanna go? -- I wanna go!
Kick His ass!
Very sorry for your loss. -- Lovely hat.
I love Your shoes. -- Lets fight, lets fight.
Do it, just like we do it in the hood!!
The winner. Everybody saw it.
What the hell is going on here?
Two good men are dead and you guys are fighting ...
about who is gonna be the next hotshot huh? is that whats happening? -- Yes, thats exactly whats happening!!
Let me say something about those guys. They knew - To become a good cop ...
you have to solve cases, ok?
maybe you can start with Castian Robbery.
Okay? just watch it.
Next time: Me ,You in the library. -- Completely wrong.
I am the winner. -- I didnt need you to stick up for me,okay?
I could have handled that myself. -- Dont flatter yourself.
Its Partners Code. I had no choice.
9:15, lets have a great day everybody. -- Cut the Shit!
Good morning.
We got Shots fired 509 East, 10th Street.
there are Large amounts of cocaine on the scene. try to Stay out of trouble boys.
You wanna go on that car rght? -- No chance, too busy.
all right Ladies,Starting to get the picture? We are about to lock shit down!!
You girls Stay here and get your tampon. -- Go get 'em guys lot of energy, lot of focus.
Shut up. -- allen,Can I see you in the hallway for a second?.
I'm Super busy right now terry. -- No no,i know this will be real quick.
It is about the construction permission you were talking about. -- The Scaffolding Violation?
This is our thing , yeah!
So,What have you got? -- I got this.
Right In your neck. -- What are you doing?
Lets go,We going to that call.
What is this? -- We are going to the car...
and we're going after this case -- You are not gonna shoot me.
I wont? I shot Jeter.
That was an accident. -- Was it?
Now move.
Does anybody See this? He has got a gun on me.
I am beiong kidnapped. really we are in the police station and no one is interested in this?
So then What happened?
what do you think,I woke up, took the belt of my neck , got my car and got out of there.
Talk about a Wild weekend huh?. -- I thought I was gonna shoot my way out.
What are you going to do though? you know Bar Mitzvahs
What the hell is this? -- Its My car.
Its A Prius. -- I feel like we are literally driving around in a vagina.
Detective Hoitz and Gamble on that 518 on East 10th.
Negatory, Martin and Fuzzy two minutes. Out.
We'll just see who's there first. --You Stay out of our crime scene, You here me
Go Go!
Feel that allen , that tingling in your balls big metal butterflies flooding around your stomach?
Are you sure you dont have testicular cancer? -- I have something.
Let's go do some damage.
No.
What the hell is that? -- LRB. Little River Band.
you make me feel like I am going shopping for a training bra.
you know what we will go without any music,okay? -- You're a dead man Hoitz.
You just signed your death warrant,Hoitz -- Allen punch that accelory or i'll shoot you in the foot.
America!
Allen,The brake.
Jesus,Slow the car Down!! We are approaching the Crme scene.
Thats a lot of cocaine.
Did you yell 'America' when you hit the accelerator?
Nope, no.
I never actually put my foot all the way down, to the ground with the accelerator like that.
got me slightly aroused.
Here we go.
Way to put your Stamp on the Crime scene,Guys.
A Prius huh? -- Yeah, yup!
Good Mileage? -- oh! Outstanding.
Did this Come with a dental dam?
Get it?
My suburban shit one of these last night. -- I dont know they put tampons on wheels.
They have had their fun. -- Looks Like Scarface sneezed on your car.
YAllright Everybody, we need you all to backup now. We are taking over.
"At the crime scene. LOL. " -- Good tweet.
America has always been defined by its excess.
The Grand Canyon, professional sports contracts ...
Wendy's bacon and eggs, extra bacon.
I myself have 18's Lamborghini.
And a Subaru station wagon.
And its because of this excess that i have flourished. I implore you...
Please Do not stop profitting. live for excess.
It's the American way.
Mr. Ershon, I believe this call is for you.
Ershon David. -- David, you're not returning my calls...
So i like you to meet Roger Wesley. -- Good day, mate.
Roger is gonna baby sit you because i dont trust you because I think your going to take off.
Pamela this is Ridiculous, I'm not going anywhere.
David listen, the Lendl quaterly is coming out on the 26th. You have until then to give me my money,I'm not reporting any losses david!
I have zeroed in on a new investor. -- whatever you get thier money,you dissapear and pay us back.
Yes, I will tell him that he doesnt need to keep watching me. --david
Okay, sweetheart. Bye Bye. yeah She Over reacted.
She is a woman. So you are good to go.
I've heard everything, mate. -- Ladies and gentlemen ...
Guess who gave me the secrets on making my first billion dollars?
That man, there. -- go , go.
Step aside please.
You Dont think i am a real cop? do you? -- no i dont , i have said that directly to your face numerous times I was really honest about that.
We are on a "huge case" allright, Property Owner.
7 buildings under construction he hasnt applied for a single scaffolding permit.
Now According to Geeves This perp is at the Plaza hotel, speaking right now.
Is that your big Case? Scaffolding Permit? -yeah
Guess what? you're coming with me.
That's a wooden gun.
That hurts, man.
I have always got Little River Band loaded up here I got six discs in here.
Clout, meet me Outide at the back of the service Entrance.
I'm flying AIR-Singapore. hey Douglas, Hows the Wife?
She died. -Attaboy. -- I'll be there in two minutes exactly.
Another thing I hate about you: You always pay in exact change.
You're just mad because I have a nice change purse.
Why do you even care? -- How can I help it?
You know whats worst? the way you fight , even your fights they are not manly.
You'are being Ridiculous. -- They sound like a baby blowing the candles off the birthday cake.
Like a little "Psrtsss... -- You Know what bugs me about you?
I am pretty Sure you have never Voted -- Sure, I have voted. In A&80 player of the Week.
You'are Like a child in a leather jacket.
Get out of the Way man. --Wait! Are you David Ershon?
Yeah, Well, Sir David Ershon. But i am not bothered, I am in a litle bit of a Rush.
Excuse me, but you are Under arrested, Okay?
You have a right to remain silent.
Anything you do or say can be used Umm ... What's the next Word?
As a Floatation Device.
Oh! you know what thats Very funny. I have Never apprehanded anyone Before.
Are you guys for Real? Am i being Punked?
Detective Allen Gamble, we are in a Cocaine covered Car ...
And we are Bring in a Perp... One, David Ershon.
175 pounds. -- 175 Pounds, thank you.
Shut up, man. Shut up!!
Martin and Fuz will probably be on Studio talking about Shepard Smith right now.
We arrest this Jerk-off For a Scaffolding Permit?
Woah woah woah! wait, what am I being arrested for? -- A SCaffolding Permit viola-
I got my insurance card ... -- easy , mate.
You drove right into us. -- Stand Over there. Wood.
Couldnt See the Car,Its big enough mate? -- What?
Do Nt let these men take me. -- Bandita.
Why is she looking at you like that?
Thats my car. Hey hey hey, We didnt...
exchange insurance information.
Excuse me. Why did they take our shoes?
What the hell just happened? -- Where's my iPhone?
Think We have walked 30 blocks now.
I dont get why We cant call office and have a Spot car Come pick us up?
No, they took our shoes,Our Guns and Our Cars. No way thats going out in the Radio.
Look if we are gonna do this together There are Some issues we need to settle, okay?
You said I had a Weak Chin, you said the way i pee is feminine.
How Do you Think that makes me feel? i mean that list you had you put a lot of thought in, Its Wierd.
I Hear you.
Let's Clean this slate right now.
Fresh Start. --allright, Fresh start.
Maybe we should call ourself the Fabreeze Brothers 'Coz we are feeling So fresh right now!!
Its one of the fresh Starts, i just wanna punch you in the face.
Fresh Start.
Its the Last one. -- I have to be able to express myself and say things , you know...
Okay Folks, Everybody listen up.
Got A high--profile kidnapping. David Ershon, wealthy banker.
Multinational team. Maybe a sleeper cell, But its too early to tell.
hey Double ??bagins, where are your shoes?? Your Feet are black.
Who Cares? its not important Okay? -- Hoitz, Gamble - Captain. Not good.
Bye, guys, bye bye. -- Come on.
Guys This is Don Beaman, attorney for Mr. Ershon. Roger Wesley, head of his private security.
hey How are you Son of a---
Take it Easy. thats the Guy that took our guns, captain. -- And my shoes.
Wait a minute! Did you identify yourself as Police officers? -- What is this?
Allen Tell me,Did you? -- No, We did not.
Sorry gentlemen, we thought you were abducting Mr. Ershon.
Its only protocol. -- Mr. Ershon has agreed to Correct this...
Scaffolding Situation,Case is Closed.
I have Taken care of all necessary paperworks.
And you Fellas, at this point you just be glad that Mr.Ershon is not pressing charges for excessive use of Force.
Thank you, Captain.
Australia? Special Forces, right?
Just Watch your step, Detective. There are three things I love in this World:
Kylie Minogue ... *WTF look*
Small Dimples just about over a woman's Buttocks. -- Beautiful features.
And the fear in a man's eye who knows I'm about to hurt him.
Men, Shake your Dick, this Explixit Contest is over.
Come on.
Allright, they returned your shoes And they returned your weapons, here you go terry.
Allen, Someone Was nice Enough to put linseed oil on.
Some kind a Stain on...You might wanna... Thinking about dropping in a thank you note.
You're mad at us, huh Gene? --First off Dont call me gene.
I am your captain.
Guys do you Remember the "be smart" speech? -- Sure.
Allright, now What did you do?
The opposite, We were not smart, Captain Gene.
Its Just captain, not captain gene. I dont have a kitty show.
That sounds Creepy, Captain gene.
The police Mistakenly arrested investment Banker, David Ershon.
Was he the victim of financial profiling? -- Financial profiling?
Its crazy. He broke the law We arrested him.
That Was no Security Team. He Said "Dont let these people take me".
I mean when you hear hoo-has you think of horses not zebras.
Donkeys and deer, they have hooves. What about Bovine animals?
What did you just think to yourself "Fresh Start"? -- Yeah.
I Could see it.
Listen why dont we Go over to my Place? We will talk the case down, We can have a little Dinner, you can meet Sheila.
Two Cops Talking Down a case While eating food, allright Its not dinner. - fine
And let me apologize in advance,Okay? in case my wife acts like a World-Class Bitch.
She is a Big-O broad and she... She likes to Weild it.
Ok, I have put together a little bio Complete with pictures of Mr.David Ershon.
I Used a Delbi premier. I Like to do some Weekend editing.
The reason, I just Cut three minutes out of a... Good Fellas.
David Ershon is the current,CEO of Ershon Consortium.
Who is that talking? -- Its the a Front Narration app,its Only 99 cents.
Ershon Consortium Current financial investment Exceeds 70 Billion.
Its largest Clients Include "Sharing Plow" and "Lendl Global".
Lendl Global has those TV Ads. But i cant figure what they are doing.
Yeah! Oil, media and healthcare. You probably heard their Jingle.
Lendl Global we are in everything.....
David Ershon is often Found in the company of Judges Scalea and the lead singer of Maroon 5.
I mean, this guy could be connected to Drug Cartels, black market Organ sales.
Human Trafficking, All of it. -- How do u get that From anything i just said?
Hey guys, The soup is On. -- What do you mean?
Hi,You must be Terry. i am Sorry I have been hiding honey but this dinner was...Tricky.
Who are you? -- I'm Dr. Sheila Gamble, his wife.
*disbelief* Come on Seriously, Who is that? -- His Old lady.
Sweety, Its a workstation. -got it
You Come in here, dressed like a HoBO, Its distracting! -- I know your working, I'm So sorry.
Come on, seriously.
Who is that? -- She is the Old bell ...
to a ball and chain. -- Get over here.
Not, Not right now. -Okay..
Look, they are not all first round picks, Okay? -- Come on are you gonna tell me who that is?
Are you really Allen's wife?
hmm..i know, People are shocked. Because he is Episcopalian and I am Catholic ...
but, Somehow it works. -- Are you gonna Change?
I already did. -- Its no big deal.. you look really really nice.
Terry, you dont have to be polite. She looks kinda shitty.
Dont Speak to her like that, Allen.
Look If I put that in my Cosmo fashion, you Probably get a "D- minus"
Allen and his Apps. He loves 'em. You know He has designed three of his Own.
One of them, can I tell? - *yes*
He can take a picture of Anybody's face and can tell What the back of his head looks like.
Faceback. -- Got Some Horrible reviews Coming out of the Gate.
Its Gonna Hit. -Its gonna catch -- Why are you with Allen?
I mean,That is not what I meant ...
Umm...How did you guys meet? -- Its a really typical "How we met" story, terry!
You are gonna be bored by it. -- I was a dancer for the Knicks ...
While finishing my Residency at Columbia Hospital.
Allen came into the E.R with Poison Ivy on his Rectum.
Needless to say,I fell for him immediately.
Its Funny, its like a scene from that One movie, I always forget the name of it....with Meg Ryan.
I Dont remember a movie where meg ryan meets a guy with poison ivy Up his ass.
I'll think of it, I'll think of it. -- So what about you, Terry?
Do you have a girl? -- I did, yeah.
We were supposed to get married but she backed out. Its Complicated.
Terry shot Derek Jeter. -- Shut up, Allen. This was before.
That's okay. -- Ahh! "She's Got Mail", thats the name of the movie. -Thats it.
With Tom Hanks? -Right, With meg ryan.. he doesnt have poison ivy up his ass.
oh Yes he did, yeah! -- Way up there.
Well Terry Cant Thank you enough for Coming by. What a Wonderful lovely evening, thank you.
It was so.. so nice meeting you Terry. -- My pleasure. Thank you.
And Remember, all I'm ask of You is, You dont let him get hurt, Terry.
She tells me that Everyday before I leave. -Yeah, I Do.
I come downstairs and I make him his fresh Cut strawberries.
And I say :Listen My little sugar balls, whatever you do today, you just dont get hurt.
Every morning. -- Then I show him my breasts and I say:
These... these are waiting for you when you get back home.
You know Terry, they are not the biggest breasts he has ever seen, but ...
Man are they....perky, they are firm and they are yours. -- You're a Nice woman.
Thank you for coming. -- Detectives Hoitz and Gamble, Over.
We've found your red Prius. Trying to vote for Ralph nator.
Come on. --Okay Sugar balls,listen up.
There are going to be fingerprints in that Car. Tomorrow We are going to run those Fingerprints with the System.
If we get a hit... this case is gonna heat up faster than a Junkie's spoon.
You do one thing when you wake up tomorrow, Bring it. Thank you, Sheila.
Oh! He will bring it. Good night.
Thank You, Sheila.
Bye, Terry. -- Bye, Sheila.
I will never forget tonight. -- Bye, Terry.
Allright Allen....Whatever, go inside. Bye, Sheila.
Bye. --See you, Terry.
I dont know if he heard me. Bye, Terry. -Bye Sheila!!
Well, here she is. They left her under an Over-pass.
Did you find anything? -- Yeah, We found a lot of Stuff.
From bodily fluids and hair samples, we determined that a bunch of homeless-homo dudes had an orgy in the car. -Oh god!
You know what they call it, when they do that in there? Its called a "Soup kitchen".
Its pretty Rough Stuff.
Not long after that, a Mama raccoon came along, and gave birth on the floor.
What about fingerprints, you find any fingerprints? -Nope.
Couldnt get a warrant. -- found a cell phone!!
Yeah, thats mine. -- Any signs of a struggle?
No, beleive me everyone was in on this Orgy.
They were all more than willing, In fact, they left a note here.
"Thanks for the F Shack". - Love, Dirty Mike and the boys.
Here's Something we found...We found a dozen unscratched Lottery tickets.
No fingerprints or Nothing. you can check that out.
Yeah, its a real shame... you know i got a Prius Its a hell of a machine.
Its my first Brand new car. I've never Owned a new car.
Watch it, at the back there is a baby mouse and used Condom. Really Gross.
I have a free ticket.
What are we gonna do, we got no fingerprints...
Bunch of losing Lottery tickets ... -- Look at this, There is a two minutes phone call made after we were jumped.
They used your phone? -- Somebody sat on it.
That could have recorded some of the conversation, When Ershon got grabbed.
We gonna need the other side of the call.
No, it's nothing. -- Nothing?
This is the only evidence we have. Why do you get so Super-jumpy?
What? -- It is an ex--girlfriend, Okay?
Whats the matter? what happened with you guys? -- She was just bit of a handful.
Anything else? -- No, it's so good.
Allen, its the Only lead we have. We either go with this or we walk away from this case right now.
Fine. Let's go see her.
Hello, Christinith. -- Hello, Allen.
This is my partner, Terry. -- Hi, Terry.
Holy Shit!! Just relax. -- Dude ...
I waited for you in tower records for four hours.
That was 13 years ago.
"Arnold Palmer alert". Who wants Some Arnie Palmie?
Sweety, this one is the vodka, right here. -- Al, just place it down please.
I Did things in bed with you that i havent done with anyone Since.
No. *Faggot thumbs up*
Christinith that's your husband, its odd. -- You're a lucky dogg.
Christina, this is a lovely house. -- It's Christinith, are you stupid or are you deaf?
Christinith, you idiot. you come to Our house, *faggot yells* You get my Wife's name right!!
What? -- Christinith.
Look, We really appreciate the hospitality ...
and we would love to get the message off your cell phone, we beleive it might give us information regarding the kidnapping.
okay, why dont you come to the kitchen and i will let you listen to it and everyone else stay here.
Ok sweety. *faggot happy* -- Come on.
oh! there is my phone. -- Thank you for being s..
I hate you.
You son of a bitch.
Worse than you ever done. I hate you.
You're so adorable, look at your face. You go "I love you" say "I W-ove you, Christinith"
You probably think because of the beard that I'm really hairy.
But uh... i am not.
Shaved. *faggot is proud*
I have it, terry lets go.
hey you get back here. You make love to my wife.
I dont get it, man.
I just do not get it. i mean that girl Christinith was seriously Hot.
Your wife is Crazy hot.
Even that Brazilian Security Chick. She threw you a "Do me allen"
What is it with you and hot ladies? -- First of, my wife is cute but she is not hot.
Dude You're insane, your wife is scalding hot. -- Do you Wanna listen to the messages or not?
okay, Whatever. --you have one job mate, find a sucker ...
to invest with you so you can pay my boss back the money you lost.
and i dont care who. right, i actually think i found a sucker.
They was David Ershon. -- To invest 32 billion?
Who has got 32 billion dollars to rob. -- once i get the money, I will falsify the records to show ...
their massive losses and then repay your Employer.
Now, Since your Following me... I need to go to 2300 Park Avenue.
And after that 400- -- Told you that wasnt a security team.
He was Abducted. -- Obviously, but what kinda ...
No body leaves our house. *faggot gone mad* -- Yeah.. ---God, they come out of nowhere.
holy shit!! That was 20 miles. -- You get back here.
2300 Park Avenue. The offices of the lottery.
Holy Shit, the lottery tickets we found.
Ershon is using the lottery money to cover his loses.
32 billion dollars. That's the states money. -- What do we tell Mauch?
Guy lost his money. We have a scratchy cell phone message and a address?
Its Still half a case.
there is gotta be some sort of paper-trail. If We can find that,we can track it, then we can go to mauch.
I did some more research on Ershons accounting firm and i found some Pretty interesting Stuff..
Turns out, the Gretchel and Dawson has ... Hold on, I'm Up...
Gretchel and Dawson accounting firm In New Jersey, has only one client.
David Ershon. The pretty wrinkydink(clever) operation for a guy like that.
So we are going to new jersey to visit an accounting firm. That's a shitty day.
Do you have fun singing those songs? they are really depressing. -- I Do, they are full of Rich history.
Damm it! I'm late, i supposed to go meet my Lady. -- I thought you said, you guys split up?
Lets just keep our thing about work, okay? -- Allright, goodbye buddy.
Get off me, man.
I'm dancing Terry, What the hell are you doing here? -- I love you, Francine.
If you're with me, you wouldnt be in this strip club shaking it for Dollar bills.
This is a ballet studio, Terry. Okay? These poles are horizontal.
He loves you very much, Francine. -- Who is this guy?
What are you doing here, Allen? -- Its The code. I'm your partner.
I am here to support a friend and a Work colleague.
Francine, is this guy bothering you? -- Who is this? your new boyfriend?
Great! you got a new boyfriend. -- He is my dance partner, Terry.
I know that this is a big surprise but there are other things in the world beside being a Cop, Okay?
If you will Excuse me, I'm gonna dance. -- you Dont think that I can do this shit? huh?
Well...that was surprisingly good, Terry. -- I love you, Francine.
You dont know what love is. -- He loves you very much, Francine.
I heard it when he said it, thank you.
You know what You're doing to me? you're Killing me inside, and dont eyeball me man.
You run around just like a cracktailing Drug-addict. --terry!!
he doesn not approve of your behavior. -- Can you please go.
And you too, Creepy guy Standing in the door.
I Think We all have experienced our own ballet today.
A ballet of emotion, feelings. -- You're Kinda making things Worse.
You're okay? -- Yeah, I'm Fine.
hey...I Didnt know you could dance.
We used to do this dance moves to make fun of guy to show him how Queer they were Okay?
You learned to dance like that sarcastically? -- Yes. Stay out of my personal life, Okay?. -- The kid flys Private.
Stay Focused on the Case man. See you in Jersey, Tomorrow.
Allright Terry. hey that was liberating for me. I do not know how it was for you.
Here check this out. Article from six months ago.
The lottery is looking to invest 32 billion dollars fund more aggressively.
So he is dealing drugs? -- No. its not drugs. This isnt Miami Vice.
Okay, I got you a gift. I just saw something and i thought of you.
So, I dont want it to be weird, I just Want it to be nice.
Of course it is Wierd, that's a grown man giving another man a present.
Here you go. Open it up.
It's ok, your welcome.
I like to do things like that. Take a look what it says.
F.B.I - Female body inspector.
You know, Because We are both in "Law Enforcement", We both like women, but hey...I got a weird sense of humor.
I am a sick Puppy. I cant look at it..makes me laugh so hard.
Me too.
Real nice. you know, its all class.
Okay. Dont do that Shit anymore. -- Yeah! beleive me I wont.
Do You understand whats so funny about it though?
Because its the F.B.I Right? It has the same logo, the same shield.
And on the first glance you're like "its just a mug that says F.B.I"
But then at second glance you're like "Female-body-inspector? Get out of town!"
This is Outrageous. -- *yells* Shut up.
I am gonna climb over that anger wall of yours one of these days. its gonna be grace.
Shouldnt we tell mauch that we are going to check this place out? -- For what? We're just gonna check it out.
i know, but it is proceedure. -- Terry answers to no one.
I do what I do.
What accounting is closed at a 11 am on Tuesday?
oh! its a shit hole.
I love bombs. -- I cant hear.
I cant....there are blood blisters on my hands.
oh god....how they walk away in movies without flinching with explosion behind them? there is no way.
I call Bullshit on that.
When they the Millennium Falcon outside the Death Star that was followed by the explosion ...
That was bullshit. -- Dont you dare Badmouth Star Wars, that was all accurate.
I need an MRI. I have got soft tissue damage.
There is no way i dont have soft tissue damage.
I just want to go somewhere and breastfeed right now.
Fire department said it was a gas leak, but no way. that was timed.
They dont wanna kill us but they do wanna scare us. -- yeah! well they succeded okay?
I'm tired of this, allright?
I'm tired of explosions, people Pointing guns at me. I want to go back to my desk.
Guess what? Life gets Loud sometimes and messes with your ears.
You cant escape by hiding behind your desk for your whole life.
You know what, Yes you can. I have done it for years, okay? There is no explosions at my desk.
There is No explosions at my home with my Plain wife, in my plain house.
What are you afraid of, man?
I'm your partner, you can tell me. What the hell are you hiding from?
I was a sophomore in college.
The University i went decided they needed to raise Tuition.
A classmate of mine, Brenda, to raise money and stay in school...
Came up with a nifty plan of hers, she thought she had date guys and charge them monwy!!
I go out all the time with the whole bunch of you know, boys and stuff.
And I kinda need somebody to help me out. like you know, "My partner in Crime".
yeah, i can make a schedule. -- yeah yeah yeah! that was i was thinking.
Provide transportation services. - yeah yeah.
That will be so much fun. -- She needed my help to make sure the dates went okay.
That the guys paid her. She said she would give me a Percentage.
Oh my god! You were a pimp. -- What? God No.
No. i was just trying to help a friend.
We started making a lot of money.
When you know, some of Brenda's girlfriends decided they wanted to be a part of it.
Pretty soon there was 14 ladies that i was protecting while they gave me money.
Thats called a Stable horse.
I decided I shouldnt use my real name.
So I came up with the name "Gator". -- I'm telling you - You were a pimp!!.
No. Are you even listening to the Story?
Anyway One day i wake up, I look in the mirror, and I dont like what I see.
I mean... i had gotten out of control, and I didnt even realize it.
You cant have a Conscience in the Pimp game.
One night, two of my favorites girls, Candy and Jolien said we got a take you in...
and they dropped me off in emergency room.
Thats where I met Sheila. I was a mess.
I made a promised to her and myself that I never get out of control again.
So as soon as I graduated from college, I became an accountant for the Police department.
The most stable job I could think of.
"An accountant for law and order".
I just dont wanna feel out of Control like that, ever again.
I will warn you. I got your back.
I say We go and see Ershon and see if it Cracks. I'm tired of all this tippy-towing around.
You can either wank the plank or take the panties off, the choice is yours.
I want to take my panties Off? -- You made a wise Choice.
Mr.Ershon, Detective Gamble and the officer who shot Derek Jeter are here.
Gentlemen, please. -- Do you remember us, hot shot?
Of course i do, please sit.
*porn Voice* There she goes...
Two of russian water please. No lime, only cucumber.
Guess where we just came from? Explosion at your accounting Office.
Thats a awfull gas leak. -- gas leak? The only gas leak is -- the one coming out of your mouth, right now!.
I just thank God no one was hurt, or injured in a bad way.
I absolute abhor death. -- Hey..Andrew Lloyd Webber, the jig is up, okay?
I know there was no Security team that grabbed you.
We know you are targetting a big fish to Cover losses.
You talk or i'll beat you so dont show no Bruises.
God! This water is good. Terry, Have you tried the water?
Shut up, Allen.
I assure you I have No idea about what you're talking about. But i understand There was bit of a mixup with the whole scaffolding business.
The cucumber Accentuates the water in such a way that ...
Perhaps as my way of apology I can offer you my personal court-side seats for the ...
Knicks game with access to the ambassador club.
Come on, Knicks. Come on! I got Knicks fever.
hey...It feels weird sitting here, it feels like its a bribe. -- It is a Bribe.
Son of a Bitch. of course I know...I am not blind. Come on.
Call me.
That was a trick. -- And no more.
Gentlemen, you have a choice. Mamma Mia Or Jersey Boys.
You're So Unbelievable.
Damn it, damn it again.
No more tickets. -- Mr.Ershon, I tried to keep them in the waiting room.
Its ok, Susan, two glacier waters with mediterreanean lime.
No No! No more water, we are not here for that. -- I was very much looking forward to having the Water.
How great is Jersey Boys? -- Its not great.
It's fantastic. you totally Under sold it.
The play, the costumes - WOW what a musical!!
hey, get over here.
Whats going on? Its not what we are here for.
We are going to do "good cop - bad cop".
It is the oldest trick in the book for a reason. It works.
I'll come strong and you Commit, you got it?
I come strong and you Commit, got it? -- Right, got it.
hey you Listen to me, you piece of shit. Its just you and me, I'm going to rip you apart.
How did you Cover your losses?
Huh? What drug cartel are you working with? -- hey woah woah! I'll talk to you, you're resonable.
Yeah? You Wanna talk to me?
Allen, What are you doing?
I'm gonna make you into a plate of human shit.
Stay away from me. -- Allen..
Look, I'm really Sorry about that, I just a.....
I saw how aggressive you were being and I thought, Wow I gotta go even bigger than that.
Since we are doing "bad cop - bad cop".
What? No, I said good Cop, bad cop.
I'm the bad cop, you're good cop. -- Okay, then there it is, thats it.
I thought you said bad cop, bad cop.
While you were going crazy, look what I sneaked from his his desk.
I think its his Phone Sheet. -- Oh! Nice.
Seven calls to the Lottery office.
That Could be the Evidence we need for Mauch. -- yeah?
Get back, "Colombian drug Lords". -- where are you getting that from?
Can you imagine where you will be in your career if you hadnt Shot Jeter?
Move.
We call this in, right? -- looks like we got all the evidence we need.
I'm Sorry, my butterfly.
Load 'em up, send them back to gov.
What? -- What do you mean, what?
Where are we?
We are... we are in the high desert.
They took my shoes again man. What the hell is with taking shoes?
Did they take your wooden gun? -- Yeah.
hello. -- Hello, Gene ..... I mean Captain, -- Its Allen Gamble.
Yeah, Yeah where are you? Whats going on?
Captain, Its a long Story but i'm just gonna cut ot the chase. We are in Las Vegas.
Allright? We were kidnapped, put on a freight train and shipped out here.
Let me just stop you right there, dont bullshit me. -- Captain I'm being Straight with you. -- Look we think something is going on,Okay?
We think that Ershon is targetting the lottery to cover his losses.
Wait Wait! How many times that i explicitly say to you, Lay off Ershon??
Terry, Captain wants to know how many times he has asked us to lay off Ershon?
Twice. -- Terry says twice. I agree.
I am hanging up. I am done.
I gotta tell you i am starting to get that taste with that....
Uh huh... Martin and Fonsie Super Cops. -- In three, two - So we busted that junkie.
Got back 74,000 diamonds. 74.000.
Booooo.... Solved the Castian case. -- 74,000$? thats all they took?
There is millions of dollars worth diamonds in that building. -- how about this gamble? How about you shut your face?
Allright, Just shut it. -- Hoitz, Gamble, Captain is looking for you.
Not me right? -- Yeah, and you.
Fellas I'm sure you are familiar with the venerable D.A Radford, he has come down to pay us a visit.
You know, I was just talking to Gene here. -- He prefers captain.
Yes, I was talking to Gene here. and you know Its funny.
I dont know what you two have been upto...
but I have been getting calls from people I dont ever get calls from.
In 40 years of enforcing the law, I have learned one thing -- when that happens, Stop.
Gene, how's the family? -- Good, good Louise thanks for asking.
My son is bisexual. -- Tremendous.
Gentlemen, Do we understand each other? Cut the Crap. will do.
Guy never comes down here. 20 years, I think I've seen that guy probably one time.
He is a heavy-weight Cat that guy. -- He was sitting right here.
I think You missed the point. anyway Find your Firearm down by the Hudson River. -- here you go terry.
You know what...I am gonna hang on to the wooden gun.
To give me back my real gun? -- No.
I'm going to give you this. Its a rape whistle.
You blow that when you're in any trouble. And Someone with actual gun would come and help you out.
We were Abducted Captain. This shit is real. Ershon is Dirty, he is targetting the lottery.
Next I want you guys to hand in all the evidence, you think you have of the S.C.C. Finance distriction under their jurisdiction.
Dont you get it? This case is talking to us. I'm a peacock Captain, you gotta let me fly on this.
You know what terry? let's just settle this... Peacocks dont fly..
They fly a little bit. They get a running start. -- As much as a penguin.
One more thing, do me a favour, dont go chasing waterfalls. -- Is that accidental or you were trying to quote TLC on purpose?
I dont even understand your reference. -- You dont understand what you said?
I dont know what that is, get out. -- Whatever.
How they get that story?
I am tired of being treated like a jerk, For trying to do the right thing.
There is a Proxy vote for the big re-investment Pension coming up.
So, if you wanna come by the old- -- Damn it, Bob.
Let me ask you something? what do you even do around here besides interrupt people?
Well, I Serve as a treasurer to the Union. I make a good decaffeinated coffee.
Exactly, you're a worthless piece of shit.
You're probably right, Terry. Thats Why I feel so sad all the time.
I'm going for a walk. -- Say something.
Come on, Bob. I didnt mean it allright?
I'm upset.
These short ribs taste like a dog's asshole.
You know what I sitting here thinking of Who in the world would slow-roast a dog's asshole and serve it to their husband?
You would. -- You're being awful.
Whats worng? -- Captain took us off the case.
I am sorry
I told Terry about my dark days in College.
and brought up some feelings. -- oh honey, That was a long time ago.
You are not that same person you were.
You dont get it, there's a darkness inside of me. It wants to get out, wants to walk around.
It wants some Walking-around money and wants to buy some shoes ...
and wants to walk up to people and say "hey Gator no play no shit"
You hear, you feel me? gator never been about that. never been about playing no shit.
Sweety, I'm sorry. -- It's okay.
Remember that night we met?
The attending physician told me: We got a drugged out pimp in the back.
And I went back there. I pulled Open that curtain...
and I saw you. You were weak.
Scared, ass-up, Enflamed and crying. At that moment I knew - hey he is no pimp.
Pimps dont cry.
Pimps dont cry.....
No, they dont.
They dont shed a tear. Pimps dont cry....
They never shed a tear.
Come lay with me, be safe and lets make love.
Every time you say 'Be safe' it tears me apart. You gotta Let me be who I'm going to be.
Allen, I'm pregnant.
Whose Baby is that? Whose the man who did that you?
Gators bitches better be use them jimmys [condoms].
I am sorry See, thats what I am talking about.
You need to leave. get out.
Get out, Allen. Get out.
Hey! What are you doing here?
Whenever I have lady troubles. Which means I come here every night.
What are you doing here?
Sheila and I got into it tonight.
She threw me out.
When your not a cop every wife throws you out of your house partner.
Does It bother you that the castian robbers only took 74,000 grand of diamonds?
They are junkies. Who cares.
I didnt know a Junkie can go down a 20 storey zipline.
How are you fellas doing?
We are about to have us a little scoop party in this red Prius over here, if you want to join us?
Hey, are you Dirty Mike and the boys? -- How do you know who we are?
You left a note in that car. -- Police, shithead.
He is a copper, We gotta go. Come on, hey...peace it boys. Its the Cops.
You turnes my beautiful Prius into a nightmare.
We all gonna have sex in your car. It will happen again.
I dont know Where I will sleep tonight. -- What shall I know you gonna be drinking?
Drinks on me, come on. -- No, I already have a beer.
No No No, I'm talking about doing some serious drinking. Drinking with Terry Hoitz.
This sucks man, we have worked our ass off on this case and we gotta hand over all our evidence?
Yeah! That is not right. Oh my god, I am hungover.
These guys are Law enforcement?
Yeah, We are an independent government agency Who along with the FBI and the federal reserve...
Regulate the stock market and Corporate Fraud.
And the Federal Reserve is a prison?
No, basically its a help for profit banks,sets interest rates and loans Money to other banks.
Is that a waste Basket? -- Yeah, right there.
You are allright?
O-WWW....HOLY hell!!
I got so drunk last night i think, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food.
Come on in, fellas.
You got to be kidding me. You're Ershon's lawyer.
We are turning over our investigation to you?
Let me assure you, there will be no conflict of interest between me and David Ershon.
And if this were an actual investigation, I would immediately recuse myself.
This is all the evidence we have And I...I truly hope you take this seriously.
Yes, Very much so.
From everything I heard, I understand that you guys are the best at these types of investigations.
Outside of Anrong and A.I.G. and Berninh Madoff.
Worldcom. First Earns. -- Ok ok, Thank you detective.
Would you like a seat? -- No, I'm good.
Let me just assure you fellas, David Ershon is an Upstanding citizen.
I am playing squash with him tonight at the club, and we are having dinner.
You Listen to me, You wilsonville monkey. You play squash with Ershon, right?
Your kids go to school with his? How Would you know he is clean or not?
I will take a look at your evidence, and I will take a second look at the financials.
And when I come back and bust your ass. We are locking David Ershon in the Federal Reserve.
He still doesnt understand the the concept.
What are you doing?
We just handed all our evidence to the bad guys lawyer.
Are you a big man? huh? I am talking to you.
Did you wake up in the morning and put your big boy pants?
Look, I wearing a belt. I got big boy pants on.
Stop. -- We dont do that.
You are scaring the Shit out of me man, Stop it. -- Is that how you Conduct yourself?
In a democracy? -- What the hell are you doing man?
I'm so tired of you getting angry and yelling all the time.
It's exhausting. 881
I feel like I'm partners with the Hulk. -- You wanna know why I am so angry all the time?
because the more I try to do right the more I screwed things up.
We got a possible jumper at Three World Financial Center, 23rd floor.
All Units. Fire-department Enroute. -- Its the S.C.C.
Beaman's office. -- We have to go.
But the captain. -- We have to go.
All Units, I need a response. Possible jumper at three World Financial Center.
Oh he has got to know something. -- Wesley.
Detective Hoitz and Gamble, We got this.
I took an online class at the University of Phoenix in negotiating ...
I need a priest and a bullhorn [megaphone].
There aint no bullhorn. -- Does anyone have a bullhorn?
Hey Police business, I am gonna need your P.A. System. -- Okay, let me turn it on.
Mr. Beaman? -- Go away.
Mr. Don Beaman. -- It's Wesley.
I dont Ershon...Wesley is.... -- Look, there is a lot to live for in this life.
Lot of great things like a Soda pop, big fresh can of Soda pop. -- I do not care.
I know how to talk to him.
Listen, We all know that you're a scumbag, and nobody cares about you.
Thats...that's worse than I was saying. I'm not going to lie to you, don
People here are starting to murmur that you dont have the balls to do.
I dont care. -- I say you can do it.
I mean... I dont want you to jump, I'm saying you have the capability. Oh Look, he is flying.
Stop that.
Half empty bottle of gin, a chair knocked over. Look at this, its a clear sign of a struggle.
Make sure you get this allright? -- Detectives.
All your work is done here, you can go. -- What about Ershon targetting the lottery?
You know why Ershon was calling down the lottery offices all those times?
Its because he was hooking up with the Power Ball girl. The one on T.v with all those number balls.
Yeah, She filed a restraining order against him last week.
It was right there infront of you the whole time. You guys are getting transferred.
What? -- Traffic.
You...you gonna Walk a beat downtown [patrol officer], you gonna walk a beat downtown. It is done.
Save yourself some Gas. -- Captain.
Is there an appeal Process, we can.... -- You had to do what you had to, captain.
Ouch.. Wow! That hurts.
Where's my car?
Oh! they towed it. A couple of homeless were messing around in it.
Thats an official police car. -- could have fooled me.
Well Mauch was upset huh? -- Really?
The only thing I was Proud of ,in my life, was being a Detective, that was all I had.
Now it is gone.
I know,I know.... you still got me. -- Dont you get it? I dont want you Allen Okay?
I Never did. I told you that scaffolding Violation was Dog shit.
Cant beleive You still doubt me, After everything we have seen.
It is a real case and I'm a real cop.
We just got the wrong target for Ershon.
You carry a rape whistle. -- This is real Cop work.
There's nothing about you that makes the man,"the man".
You got no gun, no car, no wife and now you got no partner.
Leave me alone.
A mudcase. -- Terry, I'm a cop For Your Information, okay?
A broken partnership. -- I'm a cop.
And getting busted down to a shitty assignement. Allen and Terry hit the TRI-factor.
Sometimes when you get your ass kicked...
Thats when you Find out what is real.
And what needs doing.
Whether it is directing traffic...
or Cracking a Multi-Million Dollar Fraud.
Do you Work here? -- Yeah, I do.
The Recking ball that Crashed in the Castian down there, did it also did damage to your office?
Some police officers came by and and sealed it off.
Do you recall what they looked like?
One of them had an Australian accent. -- You dont happen to do any business with the state lottery? do you?
No, Our main client is Lendl Global. Can I ask, What this is about?
Gator needs his Gas, You punkass Bitch. - *Holy shit look*
Because thats what a real cop is!!
No. I never Said Lock her up.
A guy who does what needs to be done.
A guy who knows how to use his dark side for good.
And then you move to Florida.
One, two, three, attacks.
Hey its me, its me Allen. -- Tap out, Tap out.
Are you Taping out or You hitting me in the face. -- I tapping out.
Are you crazy?
What are you doing man? I would have killed you. -- They might be watching...Turn off the lights.
What? -- They would be watching us.
Who? -- I found some... Some great information, Okay?
About What? -- Some scary shit terry, this is big.
How did you get in here?
We cannt be too careful. -- What are you talking about?
This Place might be bugged. -- Theres no bugs in here.
First of, I missed you. -- What's going on?
Did you hear what I said? -- Fine. I kinda missed you too.
Thank you. Okay, I've found out whose losses Ershon has to Cover. 966
It's Lendl Global. Lendl Staged the Castian robbery ...
So they can break into their own accunting firm Next door.
They did altered all the Records..
to cover the losses that Ershon had caused them to all of his bad investments.
You are not suppose to be doing this, you are supposed to be walking a beat. -- well...I know.
Pretty tricky though, huh? -- This is bad, Allen.
No wonder the captain wanted us to stay out of this.
Yeah..I bet Beaman started asking questions and thats why they killed him.
Heres the other thing, Tomorrow there is a massive deal going down. Ershon is leading it.
I still cant figure out who the poor sucker is!! They are making the deal but we gotta stop it.
It's time to let the peacock fly. -- I am going Allen. I like what I do.
So do I, we're Cops. -- No, I like what I do NOW.
I like Working traffic, its a great gig. -- What?
I like Working traffic, I am not going with you.
Traffic? Bullshit.
What are you talking about? -- I'm talking about my life.
The Corner I run, the 54th Avenue. It hums, it is Terry's intersection.
And the traffic guys they are good guys.
There's one guy, Phillip, he can pee in the urinals from twenty feet, you gotta see it allen. you got to..
What happened to you? What happened to this being Our time?
No way Allen, I am out. I am done.
Get in the car. -- Come on Allen, we both know it is wood.
Appartment Pop, Now get in the car. -- You are not gonna shoot me.
Ok, i will be honest. This is only the second time i have Ever fired this... -- So Stop pointing it at me.
Look Tomorrow morning all i know is, I am going to Mauch allright? -- For what? he doesnt care...
He has been dodging this case for too long and i want answers. I want him to look me in the eye and tell me why?
It is no longer in the news man, Nobody cares. -- I hope I'm not alone.
Hope you bring it.
We have big day out there, big one. we got a full moon, People are gonna be Amped.
Let's see if who we got hot tips centre, allright?.
The new bath mats are here.
One more thing. We got a serial rapist in Crown Hights.
Thats from my other job. Ignore that, forget that.
Wel dont Ignore it if you live in Crown Hights. You know, walk in Paris.
Gene Mauch to kitchen accesories.
I gotta go, go get them and lets be careful out there.
Oak, I like to keep the oak together, and the maple seperately okay?
And that chalk boards ... -- hey Captain.
Hey allen, hey....how are you? What are you doing here?
Are you here for the bath mats? -- I need you to be straight with me.
Or, Straight with us. -- hey...Terry. look at this.
I thought you are working traffic today? -- Let 'em block the box.
Besides, the partners code, right? -- Thanks.
Hey Why have you worked your ass off to try to kill this case?
I am gonna tell you guys something. You really went in deep water on this one.
Really deep. Ershon's connected to higher operations.
And I gotta save what little ass I have left, okay?
You know you keep hiding from shit in the world, and eventually the world comes to your front door.
Nice... very nice. -- I heard it in an episode of Touched by an Angel.
You Keep this real quiet and get real evidence, and maybe I'll see what I can do ...
but if make a lot of noise and you attract the media attention...
bring the D.A in on this.. I'm out, okay?
We're going like church mice. There is a case in your career where you go all in and this is it.
Allright,Do us proud. Because I dont want those scrubs.
Really? -- No.
You are not aware thats a TLC song. -- I have no idea what are you talking about?
You're saying Chasing Waterfalls, now your saying you dont want those scrubs. -- I dont even understand the reference.
It's like a tick. -I have know idea what you're talking about. -- Remember ...
if this things messy, We never talked.
You can trust us. -- Realquiet, you have to Creep...Creep.
Comon...You dont say Creep Creep unless your quoating TLC.
Hey guys....You know Danson and Highsmith were not good Cops, right?
I guess we kinda knew that. but its a drag , i mean at certain point Whos left to be a hero?
Not to be Corny... but maybe its you guys.
Are you ready? -- Yes.
The Highligts are great. -- Thank you.
Sexy but serious. -- Thank you.
Who the hell are all these people? I was only expecting one man.
There are just a ... just some People I owe money to. -- So they are here.
Who are they? -- they are some patriots, entrepreneurs.
The black chaps are businessmen from Nigeria.
You owe money to Nigerians?
Yes, indeed. -- You are a peice of work.
Thank you. We best start it.
This is good, we're in the game and we know the score.
The only thing that bugs me is We still dont know Who Ershon his target.
Is the lottery? Who is it? -- Who cares.
Some Rich Prick.
I have to tell you...I'm tremendously excited about this deal.
I can assure you that every Dime of your money will be invested with upmost diligence.
Your return rates are really exciting. We think our memebers are gonna just be thrilled.
I mean.... we have averaged like 18% in last ten years.
Quiet as a church mouse. In and out.
I can feel that tingling in my balls that you were talking about, beautiful.
Allright...Listen up I am detective gamble and this is detective hoitz We need your cooperation.
David Ershon, you under arrest for fraud ...
Endazzlement and the connection with the murder of Don Beaman.
This is a bad idea. -hey guys!!
Bob, what are you doing here? -- I'm investing.
Do you remember we talked about that proxy vote from a while back? This is what it was for.
This is more aggressive investment strategy for the pension.
Allen, we are the suckers. They are targetting the police pension fund.
NYPD PENSION FUND
Gentlemen, you are here illegally and without a warrant. We are within our rights to take action.
So much for quiet church mice. -- Go.
Who the hell are those guys?
I can deliver you unobstructive view ticket 'Rock of Ages. "
Even I admit, thats not very tempting, but I'm not made of tickets.
Shoot him. -- Jamie get over here, you go get the bloody car.
Thats it mate, I've had it with this joker and his wooden GUN.
They are gonna kill me and then they will kill you. -- I am gonna kill you first.
And then they will kill me. -- We got two rougue police officers...they are armed and dangerous.
And hold David Ershon hostage. -- Its us,We are good guys.
Exactly, they are the good guys. -- Where do we go?
I have a small apartment no one knows about.
I use it for my parents and prostitutes. Not at the same time, that would be wrong.
Let's hear it from the top, every detail.
The best way to tell a story is by starting at the end.
Briefly and then going back to the beginning.
Then periodically returned to the end, maybe giving different character's perspective throughout.
you know dynamics....Otherwise it is a linear story. -- Just tell us what happened.
I lost Some money for a bunch of people, Now they want it back.
What about Don Beaman?
Beaman knew that i had falsified my financials
So they sent around Wesley to keep him quiet.
He forced him at gunpoint to drink a ??bunch of gin and force him onto the ledge.
It was only a matter of time before he fell.
Atleast we stopped you from getting the the pension fund.
well...you didnt. It's already in my account.
By nine o'clock tomorrow morning it gets into the Lendl equity fund.
From there to a dozen offshore accounts, by 9:01 its gone.
What if we stop the transaction? -- But you cant.
What If we Stop the transfer?
You should have to be there by nine'o clock exactly.
Find the clerk, get the the Routing number.
We gotta stop it.
No way, I mean every cop , the crazy Australian and his crew. They will all be after us.
You could let me go and I'll give you ten million U.S. dollars each.
It's not a bribe. -- Of course it's bribery.
You're offering to pay us money to not do our job.
It's not a bribe.
We hang low here tonight.. Nobody knows about this place, we are safe.
And tomorrow we hit it. -- First things first, I gotta go see sheila.
No way its too dangerous. -- Look terry, we dont know whats gonna happen to us tomorrow.
But tonight I need to make things right with Sheila. -- Allright Go, be careful.
Thanks, I will.
Will you say hi to Sheila for me? --okay!
Tell her that Terry was asking about you.
And he wants make sure you know that he will be there for you if anything happens.
Drop a hat... I'm there.
Look, Its starting to get a bit weird, man.
If something happens to you, I need to be there to take care of her.
All of her needs, desires are now my responsibility.
Why do you say it like its a predetermined thing? -- Just go, man.
Okay, thanks. -- Go.
Shenkler Gallery. -- Francice, its Terry. Please dont hang up.
Please pick up.
Hello? -hey sweety I was praying that you would be at your mom's house.
I cant...I cannt talk anymore. I think the phone is being tapped.
Oh baby, where are you? I want to see you.
At near the place where we did it three halloweens ago, do you remember?
Umm.. ok yeah, i got it. -- I have warn you though, watch out -- I think they are watching the house.
Dont worry sweety, I think I know a way of talking you.
I have to admit i wasnt gonna come I mean,after all those years.
After the restraining order. -- I was worried I might not see you again.
There are some very dangerous people after him, and now they are after us.
No, its just the old lady.
Hello Allen. -- Hi moma Ramos, what are you doing out here?
Sheila doesnt know what happened, but she wants you back.
She also said she wants you on top of her holding her hair.
And riding her like a wild horse ...
while she sucks your thumb and says: Mummy Likey.
You tell your daughter ... -- He says he always will love you.
He is so happy that you are having his child.
He also said that he wants you to stare into each others eyes without blinking while you do it.
I love it when we Do that. -- And afterward lick the sweat off each other.
I dont wanna do this. You say personal things.
Just...One more thing.
She says she loves you. And wants to hold your hand and have ice tea with you.
Comon..That's not all she said. -- No.
She says other things, but I dont want to. -- Please please, you dont realise I maybe killed tomorrow.
She says she wants to unplug all the clocks and phones
and have a three days sex marathon. -- That more like it.
She wants to walk wrong for a week, because you guys did it so hard.
That's just lovely.
No more. He says things I can not say.
It involves a hand of a mannequin, and an electric shaver.
Taped to a golf club.
Now, What did she say?
She says she loves you.
I'm so sorry about everything.
I just had to come here tonight to tell you that I love you.
And the reason why I act like you are a plain wife is that...
I am afraid that if I admit how stunning, intelligent and wonderful you are ...
I would just lose you. -- Shut up Allen, I love you.
We have a place thats safe.
I'll break your hip.
I'm about to do you grandpa style.
8:36 AM 24 MINUTES TO BANK TRANSACTION.
I brought Some music.
Not what I would have chosen. Allright... -- Monday morning. Time to go to Work.
Let's do it. -- Want my gate code?
Shut up man.
Thats Wesley.
Next.
What did you learn to drive like that? -- Grand Theft Auto.
They're coming.
Do something, Allen. -- Hold on.
Someones been playing Grand Theft Auto.
I did that.
We jack-knifed them. -- did you see that? it went backwards and then turned upside down...
Gator turns his fans upside down, like a crazy washing machine.
Why do you call yourself Gator?
Its a nickname I had in College. I used to run a dating service.
He was a pimp. -- Yeah, I was a pimp.
Right now the streets are blod bath.
And statistically speaking, In about thirty kids in here...
and ten of you are gonna be dead before your next birthday.
I gotta a couple of tips to help you guys stay out of jail.
1: Try your hardest not to be black or hispanic.
Good tip. -- Two.
Gentlemen, we have Hoitz and Gamble, Ershon as hostage. A car chase maybe in progress.
Yes, gun. Pass up the gun.
Any tazers? No? Good.
Who wants to go on a ride-along?
Allright You sweety, Comon lets go.
Oh cool a helicopter. Must be covering the high speed chase.
Who are those guys? -- That Chastian Investors.
We were gonna do a chestian version of the "DORRA the Explorer"
It went terribly wrong.
Its not fair that they have a helicopter.
get down. God, your hair is soft.
I use five hot oil.
You are gonna wreck us They are cars coming from both direction.
I am gonna wreck.
I am gonna wreck, you are right. -- Go right.
This was a very clever idea.
They are gone. -- Let's go.
They are Nigerians. Yeah, I forget about that.
This is the short cut. -- Are you kidding me , you can not go down there.
What are you doing?
Hit him.
Where are we? -- Chelsea Pier.
What the hell?
They have a helicopter thats definetly cheating.
Go.
We are Cops, Hit the chopper.
Its Martin and Fosse in pursuit. back off.
Set up the perimeter. No one arrest until we get there.
Take the light.
Do not Authorize that transfer.
This is David Ershon. The Transfer is for him. He will tell you not to authorize okay?
Tell him. -- Stop the transfer.
Approve it. Now.
Do not Touch anything.
I swaer to god i will blow your head all over this desk. On a personal note, Nobody in this room believes you will shoot this Clerk.
Thank you so much gentlemen for the prompt delivery of Mr. Ershon.
I have two competing bids with jelton investors.
They are 30 million. And holding.
No, wait. -- Take him.
But computers.
What If one day they were incharge?
If you dont shut up, I will cut your ear off with a butterknife.
That's blood. That is worse if its sharp.
You just stood there. -- I didnt know that now, meant that... -- how was i suppose to know that?
I knew about it, man.
You kill us ,you kill Ershon and have you lose $ 30,000,000.
Who's got the golden goose now huh?
He is still valuable with a bullet wound mate.
He immedaitely calledd your bluff. -- get up, and kill the police.
I just wanna make sure i got this right, you want this transfer approved?
Or not approved? -- Dear mate, I am gonna kill just for fun.
Police, dont move. Drop your weapons.
Drop it. Or be dropped , homeboy.
Hope you like prison food. And penis.
Police!! get down on the ground.
hey you ok? -- Gene ... Coaptain, I'm sorry.
Thats ok.. dont worry about it You can call me Gene when we are not in the office.
Thanks for coming by. --hey hey... comon, Stay with me.
We're losing him. He's dying.
No, I just need rest. -- Did I hurt you?
Just rest.
hey let me tell you something as for paperwork goes, we will take care of it.
You know why? -- I'm aint too proud to beg.
Come on. -- What?
That's not funny anymore. -- I dont know what you're talking about.
TLC references. -- Still nothing, I swear to you.
I'll go and check on Terry. I have a bad knee, hold on.
It was the king of mud case.
But Allen and Terry have worked it like stars.
After 24 hours after learining about Ershon's schemes and Lendl losses...
the government issued top funds to bail out Lendl.
Lendl is in everything and we are gonna go everywhere... -- They were too big to fail.
Ershon now recides in Palamina correction facility in Florida.
He Still invests, The currency is just different.
Roger Wesley was linked to the Don beaman murder by a security cam footage ...
which martin and Fosse hadnt checked.
It only showed the back of their heads.
But Allen's faceback app was able to match their faces.
Terry married Francine, he played Harp at the reception and it was beautiful.
He had learned to play in group 8 to make fun of the fairy that live up the street.
Terry asked Sheila to be best man.. but that she declined.
Let's be honest, we all want to be superstars and hotshots But guess what ...
The people that do the real work. The ones that make the difference ...
You dont see him on TV and the front page.
I am talking about the day-in and day-outters.
Comon man,You know what I'm talking about. The other guys.
Goldman Sachs, this case is gonna be nasty.
Hi, Cute glasses.
What was that? -- What?
Dude What is it with you and hot ladies? What's your secret?
Honestly, I have no idea what you're talking about.
Tell me Who you lost your virginity to? -- She actually became a TV actress.
Heather Locklear. -- What, Heather Locklear?
You have heard of her? -- Come on.
She was much chubbier about then. -- I dont get it. ***Subs by rako/subscene***